Fucking scary. Oh yeah, easy.
The spiders 235 miles north of here that look like they were exposed to radioactive material as eggs?
Fucking. Terrifying.
And there was one in the window of the cabin Mom&Me we sleeping in when we were at psychotic-believes-i'm-inferior-"friend"'s house.
Me: "Holycrap there's a reallybig spider in the window!!!"
The thing was dead center in a really big web. Mom: [stares for a couple seconds] "Relax. It's dead. No need to worry."
The thing, after a couple of seconds, began ascending its web like a cannibal climbing a net in the Lego Pirates of the Carribean Wii game, and ducked out of sight to eat a few young children.
-Motaki, Spider Terrified
Update: This post was 5x as long until I drew a pic of the spider and forgot the rest of the article, and to put the pic on. So here it is.
UPDATE: Goddammit. I made a typo.
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