0-10/100: This is a SERIOUS EPIC FAIL. Avoid at all costs. Attempt to murder the creator at EVERY CHANCE, but don't try too hard or get too close since they're EXTREMELY HORRIBLE.
11-20/100: Minor EPIC FAIL, Major FAIL. Has hopes of redemption. Stalk creator every living moment to convince them to try to improve it. If they don't, kill 'em.
21-30/100: Mild FAIL, Extremely BAD. Try to avoid but use if no other options are present.
31-40/100: Not really bad. Use sparingly, so you don't lower your standards.
41-50/100: Seriously, it's not so bad. Go ahead and use it occasionally, for occasions when the shit really hits the fan.
51-60/100: Hey, go ahead and use it semifrequently. The way you use a portable gas stove when you go camping. For extended periods.
61-70/100: Oh hey, go ahead and used it often! =D It's pretty nice and slick!
71-80/100: This is a item of exceeding coolness. Try to encounter at all costs. But don't strain yourself- it's not quite worth that.
81-90/100: Use this very often. This is a extremely cool item. Strain a little bit to encounter it.
91-100/100: This is a really freaking AWESOME item, you must strain yourself to SEE it, YOU MUST LIVE TO SEE IT.
Special Ratings
Good Stuff
SUPER DUPER FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!/100: Precisely what the name says. Strain to touch at ALL COSTS!!
Lord of the Rings, God, God's Crown/Tiara and the Core of Epicness rolled into One/100: SO HYPER FACKKING AWESOME THAT YOU SHOULD DIE TO SEE IT, SINCE SUCH EPICNESS WILL BE GUARDED. OR NOT.
Bad Stuff
Inventing the Tenth Circle of Hades to Put This Thing Into Doesn't Even Begin to Remotely Get in the Arena of Justice/100: Run away from the damned thing, burn everyone with a flamethrower that even THINKS of the Damned Thing without the subject of "I MUST DESTROY THIS MOTHERF*CKER!!!". Generally reserved for things like periods, lag, etc.
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And there you have it.
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