Monday, May 9, 2011

Urban Dictionary said Strange Things about Me

willow 183 up, 83 down

Willow, character in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. With awesome witch power. Tried to destroy the world.
Isn't Willow the best?
by witchX Aug 24, 2003 share this
2. Willow 147 up, 58 down

the nicest girl you will ever meet, except when you piss her off. She is the person i really care about but she doesn't know it
Willow is so beautiful
3. Willow 128 up, 55 down

A girl who is an absolute sex goddess.
That girl I was with last night was an absolute Willow!
4. Willow 63 up, 8 down

She's got a way to make you smile and warms any heart of stone, making it glow like a star on an indigo night. Her humor reaches in and tickles your soul and you find yourself falling completely under her trance. She's curious, smart, wise and has a sixth sense about people. Willow is someone who will be etched in your heart, mind and soul forever.
Willow: someone who every man would drop to his knees for.
5. willow 72 up, 49 down

verb: The act of placing an unwanted child in a makeshift raft and sending it downriver. As seen in the 1988 film.
"Hey... I hear Jessie finally did the right thing and willowed that little shit kid of hers, bout time!"

"Jeez Chad, I just don't know what do do about our newborn... my fathers going to kill me when he finds out!!!" "Easy babe, just willow that shit."
6. Willow 93 up, 73 down

To be suspected as wanting some girl on girl action; to be flirty with the girls; to be gay
Kat: She's more than a little Willow don't you think?

Sare: I think you're right. She's got Rosenberg written all over her.
by Sahara Oct 4, 2003 share this
7. willow 5 up, 1 down

an out of the world amazing girl!she is beautiful!
that willow! what an amazing girl
...Okay, what about my last name?
...practically perfect in every way with a heart of gold. Truly fantastic, amazing and loves 'bandcamp'
...Should I be charmed? xD
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And there's a fricken huge mosquito in the overhead light even though Minnesota isn't supposed to have mosqi's yet.
DIE, MOTHERFUCKING MOSQUITO.

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